Remember when the ‘Christina vs. Britney’ debate all kicked off? It was a case of two cookie-cutter virgins, both turned ‘naughty’, and us blokes just stuck in the middle, gleefully lapping up their raunchy bids for our attention. It was immense.

But who would have thought that Aguilera would emerge as the definitive winner? A stack of Grammy Awards, products and endorsement packages to make Premier League footballer weep and dealing with becoming a mother without getting arrested for being mental (like Britney) all speak volumes for the hip-slinging latina.